i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize