i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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