Betty ford says i'm here all night
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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