DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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