What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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