Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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