i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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