Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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