I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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