Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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