East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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