Having a random hookup so left but love u
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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