I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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