Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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