just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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