never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize