Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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