No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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