he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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