The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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