We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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