Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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