This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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