When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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