Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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