still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
