puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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