OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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