Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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