I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
