remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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