I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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