My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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