did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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