either way he was missing a nipple.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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