doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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