Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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