butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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