No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my being single is dangerous.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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