I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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