You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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