But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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