you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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