I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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