I need help removing her.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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