You're completely useless in the revolution.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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