Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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