And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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