This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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