UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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