I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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