So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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