What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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