How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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