theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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