:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We have started to decorate penises.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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